Ho visto (su youtube) un paio di monologhi del cabarettista inglese Eddie Izzard, molto divertenti! Ma ho scoperto che qualcuno ha montato il sonoro di questi sketch su dei video. Questi video sono realizzati in stop motion con le costruzioni Lego. Il risultato finale, che potete vedere anche qui sotto, rende ancora più divertenti questi monologhi.
Eddie Izzard “Anglicanism”
[inaudibile] in Church of England, you can’t say, “You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!” You can’t have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn’t have worked with Church of England.
“Talk! Will you talk!”
“But it hurts!”
“Well, loosen it up a bit…”
‘Cause that’s what it would be. “Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!” Students with beards, “Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!” ‘Cause, “Cake or death?” That’s a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
“Cake or death?”
“Eh, cake please.”
“Very well! Give him cake!”
“Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.”
“You! Cake or death?”
“Uh, cake for me, too, please.”
“Very well! Give him cake, too! We’re gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?”
“Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry…”
“You said death first, uhuuu, death first!”
“Well, I meant cake!”
“Oh, all right. You’re lucky I’m Church of England!” Cake or death?”
“Uh, cake please.”
“Well, we’re out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush. So what do you want?”
“Well, so my choice is ‘or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.”
“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you for flying Church of England cake or death.”
